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Quite often when I drive around, for fun I am capturing the names and locations of people's wi-fi networks. I don't do anything constructive with the information other than try and think of coding projects that involve it.

It often amuses me at the funny names that people decide to call their wi-fi networks. There is a whole lot of social commentary that can be ascertained from these names, and right here, on this page I present you with some of the more golden examples I have found during my travels. This information is taken from a database which I update every week so more wi-fi names will be added as time goes by.

S t a t i s t i c s

26183 wi-fi networks seen this month.
597065 wi-fi networks seen in total.

Oldest network: 10-11-2004 05:03pm
Latest network: 08-07-2024 09:59pm

D e t e c t i o n

The old "Surveillance Van" name is a classic.

FBI Surveillance Van (10)
ASIO Van 1 (5)
ASIO Monitoring Van (4)
ASIO Surveillance Van (4)
Drug Survailance Van!! (4)
FBI Van (4)
AFP Surveillance Van1 (3)
ASIO Surveillance Van #6 (3)
Federal Police Surveillance Van (3)
QPS SURVEILLANCE VAN (3)
Surveillance Van 3 (3)
AFP Surveillance Van 7 (2)
AFP Surveillance Van1_EXT (2)
ASIO Van 2 (2)
ASIO Van 3 (2)
FBI SURVEILLANCE VAN 2.4GHz (2)
FBI Surveillance Van1 (2)
May Cua Van (2)
not an AFP surveillance van (2)
Police Van 2 (2)
Surveillance Van 2 (2)
AFP Servalance Van
AFP Servalance Van 5g
AFP Surveillance Van #1
AFP Surveillance Van #2
AFP Surveillance van #4
AFP Surveillance Van #7
AFP Surveillance Van 12
AFP Surveillance Van 3
AFP Van #24
AFP Van 420
Andrew van Delden : Southpak
android van
ASIO Security Van #8
ASIO Surveillance Van #25
ASIO Surveillance Van #73
ASIO Surveillance Van #8
ASIO Surveillance Van 02
ASIO Surveillance Van 1
ASIO Surveillance Van 3
ASIO Surveillance Van No.1
ASIO Surviellance Van 7
ASIO Van
ASIO Van #14
ASIO VAN #3
ASIO VAN #5
ATO Van
Bottril Van Kempen
CasaAndresVeroCele y Vane
CIA Surveillance Van 7
CIA Van #1
CIB Surveillance Van #11
CID SURVEILLANCE VAN 7
DEA Surveillance Van
FBI Security Van
FBI Security Van_2G
FBI Serveillance Van
FBI Surveillance Van #42.0
FBI Surveillance Van 11-49-M.Is
FBI Surveillance Van no.26
FBI Surveillance Van no.26-5G
FBI Surveillance Van-5G
FBI Surveillance Van4
FBI Surveillance Van5
FBI Van #621
FBI Van 2
FBI Van Parked Out Front
Federal Police Van
Federal Police Van #1
GCHQ Surveillance Van 04
Huis van Zuster
Huis van Zuster 5G
iPhone van Fleur
iPhone vanu
Jenny Van's Galaxy Z Fold3 5G
Kevin Bacon's Van
Kevin Bacon's Van_2GEXT
Kevin Bacon's Van_5GEXT
KGB survailence VAN
Lauren van Egmond’s iPhone
MI6 Surveillance Van
Michael van Riette
Miss Vanjie
MJS QLD Van 2
Murphy Van
NSA Van
Police Surveilance Van #0022
Police Surveillance Van #23
Police Surveillance Van #Q96AU5
QPOLICE Surveillance Van #2
QPS Drug Survailence Van
QPS Surveillance Van #594
QPS Surveillance Van 1
QPS Surveillance Van 5
QPS SURVEILLANCE VAN2
RACQ VAN 1 iPhone
Richard van wyk concultancy (2)
Security Van
Security Van #13
surveilance van 2
Surveilance van 201
Surveillance Van
Surveillance Van #13
Surveillance Van #2
Surveillance Van #3
Surveillance Van 11
Surveillance Van 17
Surveillance Van 24
Surveillance Van 7
Surveillance van 9
Surveillance Van _2GEXT
Surveillance Van _5GEXT
Tarragindi FBI Van
The Van
Yola Van

S e e   y o u   i n   t h e   N T .

I am not responsible for people's language.

get your own ya cheap cunt (2)
11isacunt
AndroidCunt
Androidshitcunt
Casey is a gay cunt
Cunt
CuntCast.m
FUCK OFF YOU THIEVING CUNTS
Get Your Own Net Cunt
minecunt
quesadillacuntclash
SAM AN JEMAINEZ DUMB CUNT BOX
Shortykingsexycunt
slow-cunts
SpaZzy is a Sickcunt
Ur mum cunt
Yell cunt for password
You mad cunt

F a r   o u t .

Again, purely for the study of wi-fi naming.

Fuck You (8)
Scott’s home wifi fuck off (6)
FuckYouFuckingFuckers (4)
BadMotherFucker (2)
Fuck off (2)
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY POOL (2)
motherfucker (2)
A Mother Fucking Sorcerer
AndroidAP1234 fuck
buttfucker
Chris's!! Fuck off
DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE
FUCK OFF YOU THIEVING CUNTS
Fuck off, Sampson
Fuck off, Sampson_5G
Fuck the police
Fuck Yea
Fuck Yeah, Internet
Fuck-Off
FUCKFACE
Fuckin Me
Fucking Imran
FuckingSteak
FuckingSteak-5G
Fuckoff
fuckoffbitch2
fuckoffchibi
fuckoffgetyourown
FUCKOFF_2GEXT
fucktown
fucktown_5G
Fuckyou
FuckYou 2.4G
FuckYouZachary
fuck_optus
GavinfuckFelix
Get the fuck off
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY POOL 5
Getyourownfuckingwifiyouleeches
GOFUCKYOURSELFYOUFUCKINGFUCKERS
Guys fuck off dum one
GYPSY PUNK MOTHER FUCKER
Internet motherfuckers
J@nz back the fuck up
KnockKnockFuckOff
Penis Ridiculous' Fuck Dungeon
stay the fuck out
ThorstenWiFi-fuckoff
You're a fuckwit aye

S o m e t h i n g   s m e l l s . .

Yep, the old crapola.

AintShitButHoesAndTricks (2)
OPTUS_IS_SHIT (2)
Where shit happens (2)
2533shitao
Androidshitcunt
Dog shit 88
ForcrOfShit
getyaownshit
Harshit
heardyoubeentalkingshit
InternetConnectionOfShit
InternetOfShit
Ishita's Pretty Epic Wi-Fi
Ishita's Pretty Epic Wi-Fi (5G)
MashITup
My mother shits her pants
OnSomeShit-5G
PEGZ SHIT
Rakshitha’s iPhone (2)
Shithole
Shithole-5G
SHITKIT
ShitPile2.4Ghz
ShitPit-2.4g
Shitsville
Shittypine
shitwifi
Stop shitting in my yard!
Stuff_n_Shit
ThatShitCray
The SS Shite
THE_LIGHT_SHIT
TPG IS SHIT
Washit Wifi
WirelessNetworkOfShit

I n s u f f l a t e .

Take a big old inhale of it.

20_bucks_4_a_suck (2)
barkingdogsuck (2)
Suckcess (2)
BC Systems Sucks
BlackDickSucker
Dadthiswifisucks
haydeen sucks eggs
hayden sucks eggs
Ignite SUCKS!
Imogen Sucks
Methuselah Honeysuckle
Methuselah Honeysuckle_EXT
nbn sucks
nbn sucks a lil less
ourinternetsucks
SuckMyNBN
Tal sucks today
Telstra NBN Sucks
TelstraSucks
THANKS TONY ABBOT THIS NET SUCKS
Thiswifisucks
tpgsucks
wifisucker

T h e   O f f s p r i n g

These guys have a lot to answer for, other than their music.

Pretty Fly For A Wifi (145)
PrettyFlyForAWifi (52)
Pretty Fly For A Wi-Fi (41)
Pretty_Fly_For_A_WiFi (11)
Pretty Fly For A WiFi 5G (10)
pretty-fly-for-a-wifi (5)
PrettyFlyForAWi-Fi (4)
prettyflyforawifi-5G (4)
Pretty Fly For A Wifi_5G (3)
TooFlyForAWifi (3)
Damn Fly for a Wifi (2)
Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi 5ghz (2)
pretty fly for a wifi 2.4g (2)
Pretty Fly For A Wifi-2G (2)
Pretty Fly For A WiFi-5G (2)
Pretty Fly for a WIFI_2GEXT (2)
pretty fly for a wifi_5GHz (2)
Prettyflyfora (2)
prettyflyforawifi-2.4G (2)
PrettyFlyForAWifi2 (2)
prettyflyforaWiFi_5G (2)
ExtraFlyforaWiFi
Fly for a WiFi
Fly for a WiFi-2G
pre fly for a wifi
pre fly for a wifi_5G
Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi 2.4GHz
Pretty Fly For a Wi-Fi 5G
Pretty fly for a wi-fi 5gz
Pretty fly for a Wi-Fi but fast
Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi-Router-2G
Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi-Router-5G
Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi.
Pretty Fly For A Wifi (2.4GHz)
Pretty Fly for a Wifi - 5G
Pretty fly for a WiFi - 5Ghz
Pretty Fly For A WiFi 2.4ghz
Pretty Fly For A WiFi 5Ghz
Pretty Fly For a WiFi Guest
Pretty Fly For a WiFi Guest 5G
PRETTY FLY FOR A WIFI!
Pretty fly for a WIFI-5Ghz
pretty fly for a wifi-guest
Pretty Fly for a Wifi.
Pretty Fly For A Wifi.media
Pretty fly for a WIFI–5G
Pretty Fly For A Wifi_2.5
Pretty Fly for a WiFi_5G-2
pretty fly for a wifi_5GHz-guest
Pretty fly for a wifi_EXT
Pretty fly for a Wi~Fi_EXT
Pretty-Fly-For-A-Wi-Fi-5G
Pretty-Fly-For-A-WiFi 5G
Pretty.Fly.For.A.Wifi
Pretty.Fly.For.a.WiFi.5g
Pretty Fly For A Wifi
PrettyFlyForA-2.4GHz
PrettyFlyForAGuestWifi
PrettyFlyForAWiFi [Guest]
PrettyFlyForAWiFi-2G
PrettyFlyForaWifi2.4
PrettyFlyForaWifi5
PrettyFlyForaWifi5.0
PrettyFlyForAWiFi5G
prettyflyforawifi_2GEXT
so fly for a wi-fi
so fly for a wi-fi 2.4ghz
So Fly for a Wifi
To fly for a wifi
too_fly_for_a_wifi

S p h e r e s

A game of catch perhaps?

Balls
BALLS DEEP
Balls Deep 2.4
BallsDeep
BlueBalls
Captain Big Balls
HairyBalls_5GHz
Monkey Balls
nigga balls

T h i e v e s

Don't take their internets! Especially if they have WPS enabled!

Stealing Your WiFi (3)
Steal someone elses data (2)
stop stealing my internet (2)
Dont Steal my Memes >:(
dontstealmyinternet
DontStealMyNet
dontstealwifi
IWILLSTEALYOURINFORMATION
IWILLSTEALYOURINFORMATION-2G
LE_Stealth 700 Xbox
Mr Steal Yo Biche
NotStealingMyWiFi
Steal someone elses data-guest
Stealing Your WIFI -5G
Thou Shalt Not Steal Password


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