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Quite often when I drive around, for fun I am capturing the names and locations of people's wi-fi networks. I don't do anything constructive with the information other than try and think of coding projects that involve it.

It often amuses me at the funny names that people decide to call their wi-fi networks. There is a whole lot of social commentary that can be ascertained from these names, and right here, on this page I present you with some of the more golden examples I have found during my travels. This information is taken from a database which I update every week so more wi-fi names will be added as time goes by.

S t a t i s t i c s

0 wi-fi networks seen this month.
6606 wi-fi networks seen this month last year.
250316 wi-fi networks seen in total.

Oldest network: 08-07-2015 01:58am
Latest network: 02-09-2020 01:37pm

D e t e c t i o n

The old "Surveillance Van" name is a classic.

FBI Surveillance Van (5)
Drug Survailance Van!! (4)
AFP Surveillance Van 7 (2)
FBI Surveillance Van1 (2)
AFP Surveillance Van #2
AFP Surveillance Van 3
AFP Van #24
AFP Van 420
Andrew van Delden : Southpak
ASIO Security Van #8
ASIO Surveillance Van
ASIO Surveillance Van #25
ASIO Surveillance Van #4
ASIO Surveillance Van 02
ASIO Surveillance Van 1
ASIO Surveillance Van 3
ASIO Surveillance Van No.1
ASIO Van
ASIO Van #14
ASIO Van 1
ASIO Van 2
Bottril Van Kempen
CIA Surveillance Van 7
CIA Van #1
CIB Surveillance Van #11
CID SURVEILLANCE VAN 7
FBI Surveillance Van #42.0
FBI Surveillance Van - 2.4GHz
FBI Surveillance Van 11-49-M.Is
FBI SURVEILLANCE VAN 2.4Ghz
FBI Surveillance Van4
FBI Van
FBI Van 2
FBI Van Parked Out Front
Federal Police Van
Federal Police Van #1
iPhone van Fleur
KGB survailence VAN
MI6 Surveillance Van
Michael van Riette
NSA Van
Police Surveilance Van #0022
QPOLICE Surveillance Van #2
QPS Drug Survailence Van
QPS SURVEILLANCE VAN
QPS Surveillance Van #594
QPS Surveillance Van 1
QPS SURVEILLANCE VAN2
RACQ VAN 1 iPhone
Security Van #13
surveilance van 2
Surveilance van 201
Surveillance Van
Surveillance Van #13
Surveillance Van #2
Surveillance Van #3
Surveillance Van 17
Surveillance Van 2
Surveillance Van 24
Surveillance Van 7
Tarragindi FBI Van

S e e   y o u   i n   t h e   N T .

I am not responsible for people's language.

get your own ya cheap cunt (2)
Androidshitcunt
Casey is a gay cunt
CuntCast.m
FUCK OFF YOU THIEVING CUNTS
Get Your Own Net Cunt
minecunt
quesadillacuntclash
SAM AN JEMAINEZ DUMB CUNT BOX
Shortykingsexycunt
SpaZzy is a Sickcunt
Ur mum cunt
You mad cunt

F a r   o u t .

Again, purely for the study of wi-fi naming.

Fuck you (4)
Fuck off (2)
FuckYouFuckingFuckers (2)
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY POOL (2)
A Mother Fucking Sorcerer
AndroidAP1234 fuck
buttfucker
Chris's!! Fuck off
DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE
FUCK OFF YOU THIEVING CUNTS
Fuck off, Sampson
Fuck off, Sampson_5G
Fuck the police
Fuck Yeah, Internet
Fuck-Off
FUCKFACE
Fuckin Me
Fucking Imran
FuckingSteak
FuckingSteak-5G
Fuckoff
fuckoffbitch2
fuckoffgetyourown
FUCKOFF_2GEXT
Fuckyou
FuckYouZachary
fuck_optus
GavinfuckFelix
Get the fuck off
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY POOL 5
GOFUCKYOURSELFYOUFUCKINGFUCKERS
Guys fuck off dum one
GYPSY PUNK MOTHER FUCKER
Internet motherfuckers
J@nz back the fuck up
KnockKnockFuckOff
motherfucker
stay the fuck out
You're a fuckwit aye

S o m e t h i n g   s m e l l s . .

Yep, the old crapola.

OPTUS_IS_SHIT (2)
2533shitao
Androidshitcunt
ForcrOfShit
Harshit
heardyoubeentalkingshit
InternetConnectionOfShit
Ishita's Pretty Epic Wi-Fi
Ishita's Pretty Epic Wi-Fi (5G)
MashITup
PEGZ SHIT
Shithole
Shithole-5G
SHITKIT
ShitPile2.4Ghz
ShitPit-2.4g
Shittypine
shitwifi
Stop shitting in my yard!
Stuff_n_Shit
ThatShitCray
THE_LIGHT_SHIT
TPG IS SHIT
Washit Wifi
WirelessNetworkOfShit

I n s u f f l a t e .

Take a big old inhale of it.

20_bucks_4_a_suck (2)
barkingdogsuck (2)
BlackDickSucker
haydeen sucks eggs
hayden sucks eggs
Ignite SUCKS!
Methuselah Honeysuckle
Methuselah Honeysuckle_EXT
nbn sucks
nbn sucks a lil less
ourinternetsucks
SuckMyNBN
Tal sucks today
TelstraSucks
THANKS TONY ABBOT THIS NET SUCKS
Thiswifisucks
tpgsucks
wifisucker

T h e   O f f s p r i n g

These guys have a lot to answer for, other than their music.

Pretty Fly For A Wifi (90)
PrettyFlyForAWifi (25)
Pretty Fly For A Wi-Fi (23)
Pretty_Fly_For_A_WiFi (7)
pretty-fly-for-a-wifi (5)
Pretty Fly For A WiFi 5G (4)
Damn Fly for a Wifi (2)
Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi 5ghz (2)
prettyflyforawifi-2.4G (2)
prettyflyforawifi-5G (2)
ExtraFlyforaWiFi
Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi 2.4GHz
Pretty fly for a wi-fi 5gz
Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi.
Pretty Fly For A Wifi (2.4GHz)
Pretty Fly for a Wifi - 5G
Pretty Fly For A WiFi 2.4ghz
Pretty fly for a wifi 5Ghz
PRETTY FLY FOR A WIFI!
Pretty Fly For A WiFi-5G
Pretty fly for a WIFI-5Ghz
pretty fly for a wifi-guest
Pretty Fly for a Wifi.
Pretty Fly For A Wifi.media
Pretty fly for a WIFI–5G
Pretty Fly For A WIFI_2GEXT
Pretty Fly for a WIFI_5G
pretty fly for a wifi_5GHz
pretty fly for a wifi_5GHz-guest
Pretty fly for a wifi_EXT
Pretty-Fly-For-A-Wi-Fi-5G
Pretty-Fly-For-A-WiFi 5G
Pretty.Fly.For.A.Wifi
PrettyFlyForAWiFi [Guest]
PrettyflyforaWiFi2
PrettyFlyForaWifi2.4
PrettyFlyForaWifi5
PrettyFlyForaWifi5.0
PrettyFlyForAWiFi5G
prettyflyforawifi_2GEXT
so fly for a wi-fi
so fly for a wi-fi 2.4ghz
So Fly for a Wifi
To fly for a wifi

S p h e r e s

A game of catch perhaps?

Balls
Balls Deep 2.4
BallsDeep
HairyBalls_5GHz
Monkey Balls

T h i e v e s

Don't take their internets! Especially if they have WPS enabled!

Stealing Your WiFi (3)
stop stealing my internet (2)
Dont Steal my Memes >:(
dontstealmyinternet
DontStealMyNet
dontstealwifi
LE_Stealth 700 Xbox
NotStealingMyWiFi
Stealing Your WIFI -5G
Thou Shalt Not Steal Password


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